Lovelife: Day 4 Heavy Luggages

Hey people!!! i am back for another lovelife challenge. i'm sorry i havent been updating this blog for some time because i just came back from a vacation in china. only now i've found the time to blog up some challenges that i did and some lesson that i have learned throughout the trip. :)

anyway, coming back to lovelife challenge day 4. this time i am going to talk about heavy luggages! y?hmmmm.. i guess this is something that most of us will overlook but as i was going back from perth to kl, and then flying from kl to beijing and coming back from beijing to perth. i have seen ppl carrying alot of huge luggages around! especially for those that came back from china or something because they would SHOP SHOP SHOP SHOP and SHOP, thus accumulating a huge and heavy luggage!

when i am talking bout huge and heavy luggages. I mean HUGE and HEAVY! so, i've decided to help carry these luggages for some of the random strangers that i met.

as i was leaving from perth back to kl, i saw this group of malay aunties, taking their huge shopping bags, filled with nougats and stuff, walking down the stairs to the departure lounge. as i was walking past, minding my own wa, in my hear i felt like i SHOULD help them as they do seem to need some manly help. yet i was telling myself that they can handle it on their own and i can continue to mind my own business.

so as i tried to walk past, one of the old malay aunties actually asked me if i can help her. so, in the end i helped her to carry her huge bag of souvenirs down the stairs. as i was helping her, i felt a tinge of guilt in my heart for not being initiative in helping the old auntie. so while i was walking down, i saw another old malay auntie struggling to drag her bag of souvenirs down as well. so i stopped and asked if i can help her to carry it down. she agreed and i was holding 2 big bags of shopping bag down the staircase. along the way, we were chatting and getting to know each other and they found out that i am a christian. but what struck me was at the end of the conversation, after i've helped them carried the souvenir bags onto the plane is that both of them felt so happie and grateful for my act of kindness and before bidding me farewell, they wished me GOD BLESS YOU. i was shocked! i would never thought that 2 malay aunties who are muslims would actually say that. i did not know if my act of kindness impacted them but i guess GOD does work in miraculous ways and i have definately showed them so GOD-filled LOVE!

Lesson of the day: Be initiative in showing love and kindness. even in the little things, be initiative and God will work from there!

Challenge of the day: Have you helped someone to carry their luggage before? do it when you travel!

Did a random act of kindness? comment to me and let me know! :)

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

Lovelife: Day 3 Honk and We Will Dance

Ever wondered how it is like when someone out of a sudden does some random stuff and cheered you up?

ever thought of doing something crazy to make people laugh?

Hey peeps!!! i am back home in Malaysia right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anyway, i will still try to update as often as possible although the internet is quite slow.

Anyway, coming back to our Lovelife challenge day 3. This time we did a collaboration with YourMahder Productions to show some love to the people of WA! Basically, we did up some signs that says..... "HONK AND WE WILL DANCE" to cheer the motorists up on a gloomy monday.

We got the inspiration from Jaeson Ma himself, so we thought why dont we create a similar version of our honk and we will dance in Perth, WA. so, on monday (14th of June), a few of us (Me, Steph Tay, Ralphael, Kelvin, Joanna and Justina) went down to south street and started holding up the signs telling people that they are loved and cheer up!

Basically the whole campaign was a successful one as many of the motorists that stopped at the traffic light saw our sign boards, honk and got a great laugh out of our very COOL dance moves! at the end of day, its not really so much about us having fun or coz we have too many time on our hands. but its about glorifying God and showing other people some love by making them laugh.

so, technically we are FOOLS FOR CHRIST! i will stop here right now and let the pictures do the talking.

for more pictures, please go to http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=4294438&id=687164772#!/album.php?id=687164772&aid=178597&s=0&hash=229667ff6a6b93cee2548cc99a3bde53

for a great video please go to YourMahder's youtube channel.

Lesson of the day: Love is about putting it into action and humbling ourselves down. as i reflect on the challenge, i myself was challenged to come out even more of my comfort zone and having faith that GOD cares more about us glorifying HIS name and shining HIS love rather than our very own comfort.

Challenge of the day: Put your love into actions! Cheer someone up with some random acts! HONK AND YOU WILL DANCE?

Did a random act of kindness? comment to me and let me know! :)

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

Lovelife: Day 2 Trash

Have you ever wondered how does your mum/dad/maid/housemate deal with the rubbish and trash that you/ your family leave around after cooking or consumption of food?

Have you ever wondered who takes out the trash and the many other rubbish that you leave around?

(might be your mum, your dad, your maid, YOU)

so, today as i was looking around and try to listen to GOD's guidance on a random act of kindness, i was shocked to see the condition of the kitchen sink and the trash bin! i saw the dishes that i washed last time was now all in a mess and the trash bin as well as the recycle bin is filled with stinking and yucky leftovers and crap.

at first instance i was like awww man.... i thought i just cleaned that up. so, i tried to ignore it and think of some other 'greater' act of kindness that i can do. but GOD was telling me something. GOD was telling me to clean that up once again because love is not a one off thing but love is consistent. if i want to learn how to love like GOD, i shouldnt just do it a once but do it consistently.

Reluctantly, i washed the dishes again and took out the recycle bin. this made me think that this challenge is not for other people. this challenge is more of like helping my sis!

but as i was doing all this, this verse came into my mind. Luke 16:10 If you are faithful in little things, you will be faithful in large ones. but if you are dishonest in little things, you wont be honest with greater responsibilities. (NLT) this struck me as i am aiming for 'greater' exploits of kindness but GOD is smacking me, telling me that great change comes from small little things and we need to faithful with it. So, if i want to apply love into my life, let it start from within me, then to my surrounding aka the place that i live in , the people that i live with.

anyway, at the end, me and my sis had another good laugh and what was even better is that she offered to cook steak for me as dinner. how awesome is that!

lesson of the day: once again, GOD shows me that love is not just a feeling, but it is an action. not one off/ once but a continuous action! and if you want to achieve great things, be faithful with the little things first. so i guess, its more dish washing and more trash taking for me! :)

Challenge of the day: HELP YOUR PARENTS/HOUSEMATE/MAID TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH! you might never know, it will put a smile on their face and they will feel loved!

Did a random act of kindness? comment to me and let me know! :)

For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life.

Lovelife: Day 1 Dishes

Have you ever got annoyed by the dishes that your housemates/ your family/ your friends leave around after a meal?

and sometimes you cant stand it especially its been there for several days and yet they are still not cleaning it away?

I live with my sis in Perth and sometimes when i get home i see dishes like this lying around the kitchen table and no one bothers to lift a finger to clean it up.

(sometimes i'm the one leaving it around^^)

anyway, today while i was preparing lunch, i decided that since i am very much inspired by Jaeson Ma to do a random act of love, why not i help my sis to wash the dishes???

so in the end, i decided to help my sister to wash all her dishes and try to practice love just like how Jesus did. By putting other people first, humble down ourselves. at first, i felt as if i am a slave, but i decided to push on and cleaned everything!

at the end of the day, i felt really happy and my sis is happy when she got home and saw those cleaned dishes!

Lesson learned: Sometimes, its not just aout helping people. but its about helping yourself and a little act of kindness brightens up someones day and keeps their smile on their face.^^

Challenge of the day: Why not you come up with some random act of kindness and join me in this journey of love? or even better....HELP YOUR HOUSEMATE TO WASH HIS/HER DIRTY DISHES!

Did a random act of kindness? comment to me and let me know! :)

Lovelife: dedication

Hey everyone! its been soooo long since i updated this blog and today it shall be the official REVIVAL of this once dreadful looking- boring- dead blog!

anyway, recently i was very very much inspired by a Pastor known as Jaeson Ma. So, that is why i decided to revive this blog and dedicate it to GOD and to all the readers out there.

Basically, what am i going to post about? its gonna be about LOVE! hah! thts why the topic is lovelife. anyway..... i've chosen lovelife because this will record my journey of trying to learn from God and how has HIS love impacted so many people in this world.

Chap 4:13 of 1 Corinthians speaks about love and how love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

so, what i will be doing is to try to learn from these principles and applying it onto my life. For example, everyday or everytime i will try to do a random act of kindness to show love to people as well as learning to humble myself down.

So....... i hope you guys will be with me on this wonderful journey as we discover GOD's meaning of love and living it out!

MOGLOM!

(More of GOD, Less of Me)

i miss you......

what faith can do?

hi guys, its been sooooooooooooo long since i updated this blog..lol

its not because i am lazy or anything but i just find bloggin such a tiring job, especially with everything that i need to do..lol i cant find time~!

anyway, i've decided to post up an entry coz right now i am rotting back home in malaysia now..

yup!! i am back in malaysia now...can come look for me^^

right now, my heart longs for perth..not for my studies or anything...but my 'family' there...looks like i am missing out alot of fun in perth... WOLF!!! i mean its good to be back..but my heart is left in perth i think.. i can still rmb when i first went there i was yappin away that i miss malaysia soooo much, but right now i miss perth...lol

recently i heard this song and it really challenged me and assured me of GOD's promise in my life and my family. all i need is faith to believe.

to certain ppl, god is just the last hope that they depend on when everything around them falls apart and they cant do anything about it.

to certain ppl, god is their panic button, pushed onli when they are panic.

to certain ppl, god don even exist.

to certain ppl, god is just someone so far away.

to certain ppl, god is just mad at humanity and is out to teach those hu made mistake a good lesson.

but for me, GOD is more den tht.. what i believe in is not just a religion, is just not a GOD. i don believe but i live.. i try my best in life to live in HIM.. cz each and every step of my life, i know that i am not walking alone, but GOD is guidin me along each step.

most ppl might have heard of christianity or even GOD.. or might even call themselves a christian..but, have u live wit him??in him?? GOD's blessing is just so obvious in my life, the gratitude that i hv is way beyond words.. i am not trying to say i am living a life of holy moly... but i am trying.. and i believe, i know and i hv FAITH that i will one day live in HIM..

this is what faith can do.

Everybody falls sometimes
Gotta find the strength to rise
From the ashes and make a new beginning
Anyone can feel the ache
You think it’s more than you can take
But you are stronger, stronger than you know
Don’t you give up now
The sun will soon be shining
You gotta face the clouds
To find the silver lining

I’ve seen dreams that move the mountains
Hope that doesn’t ever end
Even when the sky is falling
And I’ve seen miracles just happen
Silent prayers get answered
Broken hearts become brand new
That’s what faith can do

It doesn’t matter what you’ve heard
Impossible is not a word
It’s just a reason for someone not to try
Everybody’s scared to death
When they decide to take that step
Out on the water
It’ll be alright
Life is so much more
Than what your eyes are seeing
You will find your way
If you keep believing

I’ve seen dreams that move the mountains
Hope that doesn’t ever end
Even when the sky is falling
And I’ve seen miracles just happen
Silent prayers get answered
Broken hearts become brand new
That’s what faith can do....

kutless

how can we be happy?

hey guys, sorry for not bloggin for some time...i noe i noe...lol

but anyway, today i hv something to ask u readers^^

how can u be happie?

recently alot of stuff hv happened around me and ppl hv always been emo nemo...

hmmm, this sort of makes me wonder why?? i know GOD made emotions for a reason..

and i know emotions are important, at times we really need to release it out.

but wat are the pros and cons of revealing ure emotions?

pros:

• u will feel alot better
• u wont undergo depression
• its a necessity
• it helps u to recharge ure emotions in a way
• emotions are a part of GOD's gift
• bla bla bla (the list can go on forever.......)

cons:

• u make the people around u emo coz its contagious!
• u made someone's day go real bad
• u are just suffering ureself
• u are drowned in self pity
• u are hurtin the people around you
• wasting time
• wasting tears
• wasting precious emo-tions
• ITS ALL ABOUT YOU (selfish)

saying tht, i myself is guilty of being emo at times.. like wat i said, emotions are a part of life, life's necessities. so i am not sayin here tht emo is BAD or emo is NO good. its a GOOD way to express ure frustrations and all, tht is y GOD gave us emotions!!! let me hear a hurray!!^^ (hurray!!!)

but den wat are the consequences of emo-ness???

i hv clearly listed them out. let me tell u a lil story here.

once upon a time, there was a lil boy tht was wondering around the town. every sunday, he would just walk around the town and knock on people's door and wish them a happie day. so one day, when he was knockin on this very old looking door. he waited very long before an old lady came out to greet the boy.

so when the lady came out, the boy greeted the lady and wished her a good day with a big wide smile. the lady at first was just stading by the doorstep, looking at the young boy. out of a sudden, the lady burst into tears and hugged the young boy and thanking him for his greetings and warm smile. the boy was confused, but he went to the next hse anyway.

a week later, he received a letter from a stranger with a very baeutiful stamp on it. upon opening the letter, the youn boy found out tht the sender was actualy the old woman tht he greeted last week. in the letter, the old lady expressed her gratitude towards the young boy for wat he had done. in fact the old lady was planning to kill herself coz of the many debts and the cold eye tht she has been gettin. she felt tht the world is a place of no love and complete darkness.

but at tht point whe she was prepared to take her own life, the smile of tht young boy gave her hope and she felt the warmth of he world once again. thus, she decided to live her life to the most of it.

the lesson from this story is tht, in this world, there will always be a point in life where we feel the lowest or shit, but den u might not know wat a simple smile or a greetin can do. emotions will always come down to a choice, choosing to be happy and share tht or choose to be emotional or sad and spread tht.

a smile will always make the world a better place. so wat i wannatell all my frens and loved ones is tht no matter how shitty u feel, choose to smile and u will NVR know the impact tht u hv left.

"the greatest moments in life are not given to u by other ppl but a choice by ureself. if u choose to live it all out and feel good, life is always good."

revive!!!!!!

hey...its been along time since i updated my blog.. i am really really sorry tht i have been neglecting my blog..lol

loads of stuff hv gone through since i last updated my blog..will share wit u guys some other time lar...but today this entry will be a tribute to the ppl hu hv shaped my life!!!

i was ratherbusy these few weeks and suddenly that day i gt a msg from melody saying tht she was cleaning her room or something and found some old videos. she watched it and one particular video is my sabo video...she reminded me that my prsence is being missed in malaysia and my frens are still thinkin bout me..she got the itch in me to go look for the farewell video tht they made for me. so i went straight to my drawer and got the cd out, slowly watchin the video once again.

as emotions are runnig wild, i took a step back and hv a look back at my life as the video keeps playin and playing.

lately, i hv ben wandering wat is the purpose of this life? why di god place me in perth and y did god placed me in such a position? a position whereby i hold great responsibilities and lives are at stake! i wonder and i ponder on these questions..why this, why tht, why why why??? i desperately search for answers and yet i myself kept preventing me from gettin an ans.

to this point, alot of u might be tellin me bout god's great plan for u, god has a purpose in ure life etc etc....deep down inside me, i noe all this...and i also believe it to the very end but yet my heart longs for a more tangible ans of y am i put into this world, y am i placed in such positions.

as the video is playin, i took a read at a book and found the answer i have been searchin for. in the book, it clearly says tat we are created in the world for relationships..be it wit god or wit our spouse, partners or frens... as i reflect upon this passage, i slowly see the big pic and to see the magic nuggets tht other ppl had left in my life.

throughout my walk wit god, i hv been blessed wit frens that are always supportive and frens who realli cared for me. yes! i am talking bout u...YOU!

YOU:

1. melody
2. aaron
3. shaun
4. alvin lai
5. alvin boey
6. matthew sek
7. carmen loo
8. gloria charles
9. gloria
10. mark
11. lester
12. and the rest of the ypf gang

eventhough i only got to know u all for a short period of time, prob around 3 years.. but yet each of u departed in me a valuable magic nugget tht shaped my life and who i am today.each time when we hangout together, valuable lessons are being taught into my life by u all.. throughout these 3 years, u all been there and hv showered me wit ure love. i felt so blessed and thankful tht each and everyone of u makes up a part of me. life wll be alot diff if u guys are not here wit me, and thx for taking on this journey wit me together.. i am honoured and blessed to hv u all..

I'll b remembering you....

I found You in the most unlikely way

But really it was You who found me

And I found myself in the gifts that You gave

You gave me so much and I

I wish You could stay

but I'll, I'll wait for the day

And I watch as the cold winter melts into spring

And I'll be remembering You

Oh and I'll smell the flowers and hear the birds sing

and I'll be remembering You, I'll be remembering You

From the first moment when I heard Your name

Something in my heart came alive

You showed me love and no words could explain

A love with the power to

Open the door

To a world I was made for

And I watch as the cold winter melts into spring

And I'll be remembering You

Oh and I'll smell the flowers and hear the birds sing

and I'll be remembering You, I'll be remembering You

The dark night, the hard fight

The long climb up the hill knowing the cost

The brave death, the last breathe

The silence whispering all hope was lost

The thunder, the wonder

A power that brings the dead back to life

I wish You could stay

But I'll wait for the day

And though You've gone away

You come back and

And I watch as the cold winter melts into spring

And I'll be remembering You

Oh and I'll smell the flowers and hear the birds sing

and I'll be remembering You, I'll be remembering You

And I'll watch as the sun fills a sky that was dark

And I'll be remembering You

And I'll think of the way that You fill up my heart

And I'll be remembering You

I'll be remembering You

I'll be remembering You

I'll be remembering You

I'll be remembering You

F.i.r.s.t

u were there....

i was waiting, thinkin bout us....

yet, a sudden sadness juz dawns upon lik a gloomy cloud hovering above a piece of land filled wit beautiful flowers...

the heart was sinkin deep down into the bottom of the ocean...

i wonder if u feel the same or are u ponderin on other thoughts?

darkness n loneliness wraps around me and the world has gone else where..

all coz the desire to be ure number 1....

when we were just frens...

heyhey ppl!! i am back again...lol

i was just lookin thru my archives of photos and i found some pretty interesting photos of me and wing before we got together^^

therefore, i will share some wit u guys...lol

before we got together, me and wing went for a photoshoot in frementle..so here we go....xp

waiting for our bus to frementle..

she tried to kill me!! arg!!

busy chattin..hehe

liane, wing and me^^

when we're tryin to step on each other's feet..lol

wing wing

say cheese....hehe

wingy wing wing^^

boredom...

hey guys... its been awhile since i updated my blog..lol

as most of u noe, i am on winter holidays now..tht is y i am bored to death!!

everyday i juz wake up, eat, work and sleep...thts all i do..i mean besides the more detailed stuff..this is generally wat i do for my weekdays...lol

ohyeah, work! hehehe...for those of u who dont noe..i am act workin in pizza hut now..not as a waiter! but as a kitchen hand..lol

i quite like this job coz i get to make pizzas and all...and most importantly - i get cheap pizzas!!!!hahahahah

$5 for a pizza! and i can make my own topping...lol

but yup!!! thts bout it..lol i'm sorry i bored u guys wit my blogpost but this is it...uber boredom now coz wing is back in hongkong and most of my frens are not here..

i noe its quite hot in malaysia rite now but over here its freezing cold!! not to say minus and all but everyday it prob around 16-18 degrees?? at nite its even worst!!! 10-11 degrees...top it up wit some rain as well..thts wat u get for winter over here in perth..lol

juz to let u guys noe i am doin great and my ankle is recovering^^ oh!oh!oh! bout my ankle...lol i injured my ankle 2 weeks back i think??hmmm..yeah! i sprained it while playin basketball..it was bad...cant even walk..but thx god now its gettin better..

this is one of the crutches tht i got..lol

my all wrapped up elephant leg

another shot of it..

i'm sorry bout the bad pics and my scary leg..lol

but yeah..this is wat it looked like when i first injured it..xp

until then..toodles~

pic update 5 - me n wing

my fren help me take de photo^^

nice?? this is also in UWA

pic update 4 - dim sum in perth and JAY CHOW!!!!!!

i had my first dim sum in perth!! it was SUPERRRRRRRRRRR nice!!

made me miss malaysian dim sum sooooooooooo much!! T.T

anyway, there were 20 of us, 2 tables and total we spent around 500aus$ which is now equal to a freaking 1500rm!!!!!!!!!

O-M-G!!!! i cant believe it myself!! we spent 1500rm on food in one day!! nvr tried tht in malaysia!!

ohyeah!!! and we met JAY CHOW!!!!^^

me and wing

jay chow!!!!asking autograph!!

photo wit jay chow!!

group photo wit jay!!!

lol... he is not jay lar...he is our fren who looks lik jay..his name is wong jun q..xp

pic update 3 - curtin university

another photoshoot in curtin

we want u here in perth..lol

me and mindy..emo album cover..lol

pic update 2 - kings park

after UWA, we went to kings park!!!hooray!!

i oso dunno what will is doin..trust me..haha

a star!!

all our pants got wet coz of this!

group pic by the mini waterfall

aww....so sweet!!

pic update 1 - photoshoot in uwa

we went to UWA for carol's photoshoot some time ago and yeah..here it is..enjoy!

UWA is very very very very nice....

me, yuwin, jo, grace, CAROL, kimbergy, wing, will, kah hon

wacky mode

the oldest tree in UWA, older den the uni itself!!!

exam is out, shout it out!! (how we wished bak den..lol)

the cd cover...lol

i am back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey hey!!

sorry people...as i said, i was havin exams and stuff...sorry i abandoned this blog lik dunno how long di..lol i was supposed to come bak on the 8thh, but i was sick + abit of procrastination^^!! >.< boo~~ but i am back!!!

first, lets talk bout my exam, i had 3 papers..hmmm...alll of them i think is pretty alrite..but u noe lar...ang moh...always wanna be diff and be giam siap with their marks(hv to type in other language..later they saw they perasan^^)...wat to do?? so now livin in fear...haiz...one of frens got letter for supp paper coz he is on borderline pass.. i din get, which is a good thing.. but tht means i either fail or pass... fail!!!!!!!!! walao!!!! so scary man!!!

as i mentioned on top, i was sick!!!!!! BOO~~~BOO~~~BOO~~~

people tot i was down wit swine flu...T.T

but anyhow, my frens were wit me...lol

and for ure info..hehhe

wing is not in perth anymore wit me...she went bak to hong kong..

lets hear some awwwwwwww...heheheh

she will onli be coming bak lik on the 24th of july?

so i am a lonely man now...hahahahah but i hv my frens...cool...

ohyeah!!! i had my first dim sum in perth and i met JAY CHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hmmm...i'll tell u guys more bout tht later!!!

stay tuned!

random post....

hey people..first, i juz wanna say sorry for abandonin my blog for so long...lol
exam stress lately, so din hv much time to update my blog...but anyway, this is juz a random post coz i am waiting for my lectures to be downloaded...
to be frank, this is my second time typing this out coz juz now my laptop got hanged and i had to restart it..soooooooo...there goes my previous downloading!!

ohyeah!! exam stress!!hahahaha xp
i am having my foundation unit paper on thurs, which is tml!!!
arg!!!! so stress!! stoopid interaction of society and technology!
this unit is compulsory for all first year students and its meant to help first year students to get familiar wit uni life and learn how to do research,referencing and all..
but too bad...all i think of this unit is giving me more pressure, more stress and more assignments!!!
but anyway, i am currently being a sore loser here, studyin in the wee hours!!

alot of stuff happened throughout the weeks..too much to say but too lil time to blog..so i guess if u guys wanna noe,juz ask me?or i will blog it out once i feel free...hahah but i shall juz tell u guys one story..lol

tht day i was handin in my law 120 assignment...i finished it lik a day before or something...so on the day when it was due, i went to the library to print it out..but all the stoopid and idiotic fools were sitting there playing with their facebook!!! i was lik !@#$%^ !!! so i waited for lik 30mins to get a computer so tht i can print my assignment and hand it in..but guess wat?once i got everythin done, i handed it in 10 mins late..a freaking 10 mins late!!!!!!!!!!!
but tht idiotic lady at the law school front desk din even bother let me explain it and snatch my assignment away from me!!!! haiz...shit heh?


ohyeah!! my sem is finishin soon!!!!!!!!! den i will try to work!!hahahahah cant wait!!!!!!

alrite,since now its 10 degrees outside here, i shall tell some lame jokes to u guys to 'warm' things up..hahaha

one day, a retarded guy went to a clinic to check out his brain. so in order to diagnose him, the doc asked him a few ques..the doc asked the first ques...

doctor: wat will happen if i chop off one side of ure ear?
retarded guy: i will juz lose one side of my hearing..heheheh

so the doc thought to himself...hmmm..this guy is quite normal..so he asked the second ques..

doctor: wat will happen if i chop off both sides of ure ear?
retarded guy: i will then lose my eye sight!

the doctor was very stunned by the ans..he couldnt figure out y did the guy say so...so he asked for the reason.

retarded guy: oh...coz when u chopped off both my ears, i will hv no support for my glasses...so, when my glasses fell off, thts y i cant see!!!!!!!!

LAME............hahahah


ooo!! my lectures are done!! see u soon!!

5000 times of sit up...

hey readers....i am realli sorry tht i've abandoned this blog for quite some time..lol
i was pretty busy in the last week or two..so tht explains why...xp
anyway, so much stuff had happened in the past week and all, among the few is i had my last nite of cell group..i went to a play...got frozen by the cold cold weather over here...got my mass comm assignment back and sat for a test..lol
more of those later..but now i juz wanna share wit u all something tht made me do 5000 sit up everyday..lol

this is wat happen when u hv tech..u can do anything u wan...hahah
enjoy this...

here are the original lyrics of the song for ure reference^^

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

I know that you've been waiting for it
I'm waiting too
In my imagination I'd be all up on you
I know you got that fever for me
Hundred and two
And boy I know I feel the same
My temperature's through the roof

[Chorus:]
If there's a camera up in here
Then it's gonna leave with me
When I do (I do)
If there's a camera up in here
Then I'd best not catch this flick
On YouTube (YouTube)
'Cause if you run your mouth and brag
About this secret rendezvous
I will hunt you down
'Cause they be all up in my bidness
Like a Wendy Interview
But this is private
Between you and I

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Boy you can put me on you
Like a brand new white tee
I'll hug your body tighter
Than my favorite jeans
I want you to caress me
Like a tropical breeze
And float away with you
In the Caribbean Sea

[Chorus]

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

I'm gonna treat you like a teddy bear
You won't wanna go nowhere
In the lap of luxury
Baby just turn to me
You won't want for nothing boy
I will give you plenty
Touch my body

Touch my body
Put me on the floor
Wrestle me around
Play with me some more
Touch my body
Throw me on the bed
I just wanna make you feel
Like you never did.
Touch my body
Let me wrap my thighs
All around your waist
Just a little taste
Touch my body
Know you love my curves
Come on and give me what I deserve
And touch my body.

Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
Oh yeah oh yeah
Oh oh oh oh yeah
Touch my body...

this is why i had 5000 sit ups everyday...lol